Have Fun: The Italian who went to New York

(must be read with Italian accent)

One day imma gonna Nuyok to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand I wanna to piss onma plate. She say you better no piss onma plate you sonna ma bitch. I don´t even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits on my bed. Call the manager tella him I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you!" - I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy!

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